Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch
oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”
i accept high fives only on my ass
Every single person who reblogs this will get the name of the Magcon boy (present or past) whom I ship them with, a brief oneshot about them and their boy, and a preference of something about him (what he calls you, how he kisses you, etc.) in their inbox.
I’m dead serious. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON.
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”